GEORDIE'S GRANNIEWIS A GRABBIE CRABBITAULD WUMMAN WIpeeliewally broon teeth andWEE SNIRKIT-UPMOOTH like aDUGâS BAHOOKIE. As far as sheâs concerned, Geordie can do nothing right. Sit back and watch what happens when Grannie takes a spoonful of Geordieâs magic broon brew in Matthew Fittâs hilarious translation.